I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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