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john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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