; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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