how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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