If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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