Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
