yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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