Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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