Buhtt sex?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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