Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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