Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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