Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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