Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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