Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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