I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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