okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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