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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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