OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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