I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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