I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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