I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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