Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
