I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Randomize
