It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I could make wine with my vomit
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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