It's Friday. Sex?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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