OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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