Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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