We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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