i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
