ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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