hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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