do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Your cock deserves a montage
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
how does that bad decision feel?
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