I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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