let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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