I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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