last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Houston, we have a squirter
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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