matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Too much gin, very little bucket
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Randomize
