how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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