everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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