Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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