I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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