that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
only if we run a train.
done.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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