HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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