I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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