i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
