I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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