Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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