wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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