I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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