i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
and she was petting her beer can
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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