i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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