Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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