If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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